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Dec. 2nd, 2009

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I have 7 google wave invites

It seems like most people who want it have it now. But let me know if you want an invitation.

Nov. 22nd, 2009

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The most satisfying 47 minutes of the month



Skip to the last video if you just want to see the results.

Nov. 3rd, 2009

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Oscar Wilde vs. Cookie Monster

But the bravest man amongst us is afraid of himself. The mutilation of the savage has its tragic survival in the self-denial that mars our lives. We are punished for our refusals. Every impulse that we strive to strangle broods in the mind and poisons us. The body sins once, and has done with its sin, for action is a mode of purification. Nothing remains then but the recollection of a pleasure, or the luxury of a regret. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful. It has been said that the great events of the world take place in the brain. It is in the brain, and the brain only, that the great sins of the world take place also. -- Oscar Wilde, A Picture of Dorian Gray

vs.


Cookie is a sometime food. -- Cookie Monster

Oct. 10th, 2009

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Sep. 22nd, 2009

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Sep. 20th, 2009

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NSFW, but funny

srsly )

Sep. 15th, 2009

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“So here I am again. I've just been out all night with some really great, really entertaining, very nice people and loved me and all I really wanted person ___ between my hands you know, memories and my mouth and maybe their big enough to put around my penis. Although like you know that would be like the paper that you're talking about B minus B plus A level and I'm ok you know I'm B minus right now cos the B minus would be better than now but I've got with you(?) nothing like I really pick up. This is me and nothing else. ___ you know ___.”

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Sep. 14th, 2009

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I want to fuck Bethenny Frankel



I don't really know why. She's not even that attractive, she just looks like she'd be one of those freaks who is delightfully messed in the head from an eating disorder.

Sep. 12th, 2009

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Aug. 5th, 2009

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Livejournal should do something to try and get me to post more

I might have been it's single greatest asset.

Jul. 3rd, 2009

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Bob Barker @ Google


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7MR1vqsDEg

Things you may not have known:
  • Bob is part Sioux and grew up on an Indian reservation
  • Bob was a Naval Aviator
  • Bob went to college on a basket ball scholarship.
  • He would choke under pressure on the Golf Game (it's not on this list), but it was his favorite if he made the putt
  • Bob Baker must be the most likable guy in the world.
  • He just wrote a book called Priceless Memories

Jun. 28th, 2009

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Jun. 27th, 2009

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Jun. 24th, 2009

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USB Wine

http://www.mensup.fr/usbwine/

frogger lulz

Jun. 18th, 2009

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Jun. 9th, 2009

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Upcycle



Apparently sowing discarded Oreo wrappers together will save the world. No really, the processes to do it will scale and all you really need are ideas and brands. Think The Gods Must Be Crazy except on a massive world-wide scale.

http://www.terracycle.net/
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JENKEM

JENKEM
JENKEM
JENKEM
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JENKEM


Thanks to Dusty.
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Jun. 7th, 2009

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Interix > Cygwin

The only reason you'd want to use Cygwin is if you were on a Windows platform that doesn't support Interix (95/95/Me, Vista Starter, Home or Business), and even in those cases you might want to use MinGW instead of Cygwin.

Why?

When you need to make either Interix or Cygwin do something substantial e.g. compiling a large application from source or wrapping C libraries, it's painful in both cases. But, when you're done, the Cygwin version will still lock and freeze and throw up on you, the Interix version will actually work.

May. 27th, 2009

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Reminder: Nerdcore could rise up, incase you forgot



That is all.
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May. 23rd, 2009

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IDEA: Create a parody of NPR human interest shows

For some ass-kissing-related reasons, I listened to episodes of Here and Now, and Spark. For anyone who believes that NPR adds some kind of diversity to the radio dial (or even the better funded Canadian counterpart), listen to this shit. Tell me if you can actually tell these fucking shows apart.

If I was the This American Life creator I would have taken some kind of patent out 20 years ago--on female radio hosts who smack their lips in to the mic like they just drank a cup of vegetable oil, begin every segment with some light-jazz bumper, and interview almost exclusively people with PhDs--and just sue the shit out of everyone who copied my format.

Someone needs to create a show somewhere in between NewsRadio, Phil Hendrie, and the Daily Show that's just bullshit in this format that's so cliche and lame that hopefully the brain-dead ex-hippies sucking down NPR like their bottled frappuccinos wake. the. fuck. up.

Good radio is not about some late-30's to mid-40's condescending bitch talking to people in a soft voice while musing over glib bullshit.

If anyone reading this listens to any of this shit of your own free-will--by which I mean not getting your dick sucked, or getting paid because of it--you are the dead-weight of human waste.

Everybody, listen to me: go get your dick sucked and get paid, or go suck dick and get paid, or find a way to get your dick sucked and get paid without listening to NPR.

Suck a dick.

That is all.

EDIT: Okay, NPR does somethings well (e.g. News, Car Talk, RadioLab) but you can't tell me that there's any more difference in their human interest shows than there is between cheeseburgers at McDonald's.
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