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If you're not watching the Oscars, consider yourself lucky
Soon more people will be reading my livejournal than watching the Oscars. Yes, they're that bad -- the Oscars, not all of you reading this.
Jon Stewart is good, of course -- not his best, but good. Everything else is retarded.
Everyone in the audience looks uncomfortable and bored to tears, and retarded. Except Steven Spielberg. Everyone loves Steven Spielberg.
To those of you not in front of the TV watching the Oscars right now, the Oscar for being smart enough to avoid watching the Oscars goes to you. Everyone else, lets just turn off the TV now and go have butt sex in the mountains -- that's an order.
If this entry seems retarded, it's because watching the Oscars is making me teh stoopid.
UPDATE: The Three 6 Mafia thanked Jesus after they won the Original Song Oscar for It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp. The Oscars have gotten better since they won.
The Tab Energy Drink looks suspiciously like a pink dildo to me -- which makes sense because it's being marketed to women. It's strong enough for a man, but is dildo shaped and pinked for a woman. Fabulous!
Jon Stewart is good, of course -- not his best, but good. Everything else is retarded.
Everyone in the audience looks uncomfortable and bored to tears, and retarded. Except Steven Spielberg. Everyone loves Steven Spielberg.
To those of you not in front of the TV watching the Oscars right now, the Oscar for being smart enough to avoid watching the Oscars goes to you. Everyone else, lets just turn off the TV now and go have butt sex in the mountains -- that's an order.
If this entry seems retarded, it's because watching the Oscars is making me teh stoopid.
UPDATE: The Three 6 Mafia thanked Jesus after they won the Original Song Oscar for It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp. The Oscars have gotten better since they won.
The Tab Energy Drink looks suspiciously like a pink dildo to me -- which makes sense because it's being marketed to women. It's strong enough for a man, but is dildo shaped and pinked for a woman. Fabulous!
WHICH IS IT
wanna make out?