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IDEA: Aborition Gardens

I came across the wikipedia article on abortifacients (things that cause abortions) a while back, and had what might be a brillant idea: Abortion Gardens.

According to the article, wild carrot, cimicifuga racemosa (black cohosh), pennyroyal, nutmeg, and artemisia vulgaris (mugwort), are all herbs that can be used to induce abortions -- not that I would recommend it. But, with all of the recent controversy on the topic recently and the ever-looming threat abortions will be criminalized, planting an abortion garden would be an enviromental-friendly way of showing you're pro-choice... and should the shit ever hit the fan, maybe even useful.

I have a feeling there's money to be made selling "Abortion Garden Kits" and supplies to people all over the world. All you would need to do is learn a lot about abortifacient herbs/plants, make and price the kits accordingly, write a disclaimer saying that they're not intended to actually be used for abortions and that you're not liable for consequences of their use/ingestion, and put up a website where people could order your kits, and later in the game plants. Though it would be good to have bulk pricing options for resellers (I'm thinking places like head-shops). Though I could also see them being sold in lefty coffee shops, book stores, resturants, gardening stores, and maybe places like vitamin cottage.

Interestingly, I think this topic might also be related to the fall of the Roman Empire. The Romans, Greeks, and other surrounding civilizations at the time used a plant, Silphium, either as a form of birth control or a straight up abortifacient. Apparently it worked pretty well as they harvested it to extinction. Did the availability of contraception, and then the later lack of it have anything to do with the fall of the Roman Empire? You are part of the mystery.

Comments

This is a brilliant idea, both from a marketing standpoint and the standpoint of laughing my balls off.
however, taking the wrong combination of herbs, just like the clothes hanger method, results in the very high probability of a lot of dead ladies.

...once upon a time i looked into alternatives to medical abortion, either chemical or surgical and ran across tons of websites regarding alternative methods. This is my favorite:
Sister Zeus
When did you start reading my journal?
i've read your stuff off and on depending on when you comment on other people's pages. i think i found you through pugowar or maybe bassist.

(Anonymous)

You'll need to start paying the wholesomedick tax.
... and reminding me to login.

semantics of tax, toll and fee...

i will remind you to log in if you will explain the dick tax?

is that like asshole tax?

Re: semantics of tax, toll and fee...

The dick is more taxing on me than anyone else. Sometimes I tax it back.
You sick fuck.
I'm a capitalist, and my currency is dead babies.
Hey! First time you've offended me. Congrats. ;D!!!!

But that rules, man.

It's a nifty idea, when I objectify.

Personally, i'd burn all them plants.
I do feel accomplished. I don't know if they plants will work if you smoke them.
Glad you feel all megalo.

I have a pen0r, so I doubt they'd work anyway. Possible though. ;D
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