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PAGERANK MAKES ME A SAD PANDA

My Journal's PageRank has dropped from 4 to 0.

MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!

It could have something to do with my journal getting suspended, or it could have something to do with my lack of interest in updating, or maybe a little bit of both? A few months ago I was trying to make an update once a day, and then this happened, and then this other thing happened. Thus began Zarathustra's my downfall.

I don't know. It's more than a little pathological that I get this worked up about my pagerank.

I remember Indika once said that she would rather have people hate her than think she's ugly. In a way, I'd rather have people hate me than think I'm not interesting, which is kind of a catch-22. I mean, if you actively hate someone you at least have to be a little interested in them. Either way, it's still probably not very healthy.

All of which makes this pseudo-hiatus a good thing. I'm learning to live without the constant human and automated feedback of the internets... Well, not really, I've just been getting it at The Loveline Companion. But that should probably end soon too. As much as naricissism might be good for your career, it's not good for your head.

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How do you know your pagerank?
The Google Toolbar will tell you the pagerank of everysite you visit. Sites like mypagerank.net will tell you too:

http://www.mypagerank.net/service_google_pagerank_index

This one will give you your page rank from various data centers (I don't know why it's different among them).

http://www.seochat.com/?go=1&option=com_seotools&tool=9&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwholesomedick.livejournal.com&submit=Check

Interestingly, when I posted this I was a 0 on all of them and now I'm at a four on a hand full of them again. We are part of the pagerank mystery.

dude, you were like this () close to having a roomate this weekend.

I was in Denver/Boulder and I got pissed at my travel buddies and was like "Yeah right, I'll go e-mail [info]wholesomedick and stay with him and fly back to Detroit
Holy shit... I wish I would have been reading my friends page more so I would have know.

Do you still need that SNES? I kept forgetting to mail it.
Yeah, dude, you still have my Address?

e-mail me if you need to NickRNoble@aol.com
What did you get suspended for anyway?
A racist who hates Petey Greene reported me for outing here:

http://community.livejournal.com/ljpodcast/2959.html?thread=1935#t1935
ha ha, you're unpoular.

now, i need like 600 more lj friends until my life is complete.
If you get too many it won't display all of the mon your profile.
and that is, of course, when you've reached nirvana.
Or you're a serial friender. I think they made that against the rules now, though.
how will i ever get friends then?

wtf language is this thing in, anyway? esperanto?
Yeah... I consider swtiching it back to english from time to time... I don't know.
funny, when i read the email about this post, the google ad that popped up next to it was for al jazeera.

you are officially a terrorist. if google says so, it must be true.

(anyone who has their lj in a language other than english is like 3/4 terrorist anyway)
Coming from you, that seems complentary. :)
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!!
THERE IS NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE
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