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America is to Canada as Australia is to New Zealand

Explaination

... and will continue to be.

Residents of other countires waste their time trying to effect political change in the United States, with stupid plans apparently aimed at hurting Americans sympathetic to their cause.

This is from one of the Russians who was nice enough to speak to me in English told me (in response to all of the Russians posting in my journal) the following.

You have just experienced a tiny portion of hate that you would receive were you to travel anywhere in the world and introduce yourself as American.

Thats great. I wasn't jumping on the pussy bandwagon after the last election was because I wanted to stay in the United States as I had more power to effect global change here, than any place else on the planet. I mean, I want to empathize with all of the people accross the world that the America (in some way or another) fucks over. In fact, if they want to do something to change our foregin policy, I would probably be happy to do what I could to support it.

But, let me get this straight -- Russia's big plan to save the world is to get kids on LiveJournal to post indiscriminately in American's journals to "learn Albanian?" Is that really the best you can come up with? Now I know why you guys lost to cold war to a retard like Ronald Reagan. You couldn't spend that time doing some fund raising to send some euros over to the ACLU or Global Exchange or something? Really?

I could be doing a little more of something like that, and you guys are just wasting my time and bandwidth. Congratulations.

It's funny and all, and I know you probably won't stop after reading this (if you can make that much sense out of English). And, it's cool because it makes my journal seem popular. But, really... All of you Russians need to spend more time in dark smoke filled rooms making better plans for achieving global responsibility -- this whole "Learn Albanian" thing isn't working.

So, I'm going to stop humoring all of you from now on. It was funny for awhile, but someone needs to save you from yourselves. It's time again for America to bail out Europe. Sheesh, when are you guys going to learn. :)